kuklovod » Ср фев 08, 2006 2:24 pm
íîéç íàãëåö íåñâî¸ íàïèñàë! :) íàïðèìåð, íåèçâåñòíîãî íàïèñàíèÿ íåâåðîÿòíûå íåáûëèöû:
Ïåòð Ïåòðîâè÷ Ïðîíñêèé ïîëó÷èë ïî ïî÷òå ïèñüìî, ïîëíîå ïðèÿòíûõ ïîæåëàíèé. "Ïðèåçæàéòå ïîñêîðåé! - ïèñàëà ïðåëåñòíàÿ Ïîëèíà Ïàâëîâíà Ïåðåïåëêèíà. - Ïîáðîäèòü ïî ïàðêó, ïîñëóøàòü ïåíèå ïåðíàòûõ ïòàøåê, ïîäðàçíèòü ïàïàøèíîãî ïîïóãàÿ."
Ïåòð ïîñïåøèë ïî ïðèãëàøåíèþ. Ïàâëîâñêèé ïîåçä ïðèì÷àë ïîñëåäíåãî. Ïîêà Ïåòð Ïåòðîâè÷ ïðèäóìàë ïðèçíàíèå Ïîëèíî÷êå, ïðîøåëñÿ ïàðêîì, ïîñòó÷àëñÿ ïîä ïàðàäíûì ïîäúåçäîì. Ïèêàíòíàÿ ïðèñëóãà ïîïðîñèëà ïîäîæäàòü Ïåòðà Ïåòðîâè÷à.
- Ïðîõîäèòå, ïðîõîäèòå! - ïðîëåïåòàëà Ïîëèíà Ïàâëîâíà, ïîêàçûâàÿ ïóòü Ïåòðó Ïåòðîâè÷ó. - Ïîçíàêîìüòåñü.
- Ïåòð Ïåòðîâè÷.
- Ïàïàøà, - ïðîáàñèë ïàïàøà.
Ïîêà Ïåòð Ïåòðîâè÷ ïåðåñêàçûâàë ïîñëåäíèå ïåòåðáóðãñêèå ïðîèñøåñòâèÿ, Ïîëèíî÷êà ïîøëà ïåðåîäåòüñÿ. Ïåðåîäåâøèñü, ïîïðîñèëà Ïåòðà Ïåòðîâè÷à ïîêóøàòü.
- Ïåòð Ïåòðîâè÷, ïîêóøàéòå.
- Ïåòð Ïåòðîâè÷, ïèðîæíûå, ïèêóëè, ïèðîæêè. Ïîëèíî÷êà ïðèãîòîâëÿëà! Ïåòð Ïåòðîâè÷, ïîëûííîé? Ïîìåðàíöåâîé?
- Ïîæàëóé, ïîëûííîé, ïîêðåï÷å.
Ïðèîòêðûëîñü ïàðàäíîå. Ïîÿâèëñÿ ïëåøèâåíüêèé ïëåìÿííè÷åê.
- Ïîçâîëüòå ïðèñîâîêóïèòüñÿ?
- Ïðîõîäè! Ïðîõîäè!
Ïîìèíóòíî ïîäëèâàÿ, Ïåòð ïîñòåïåííî ïüÿíåë. Ïîäìåòèâ ïîäîáíîå, Ïîëèíà Ïàâëîâíà ïîðåøèëà ïðèäåðæàòü Ïåòðà Ïåòðîâè÷à.
- Ïåòð Ïåòðîâè÷, ïîéäåì ïîãóëÿåì?
- Ïîæàëóé, ïîéäåì.
- Ïåòð Ïåòðîâè÷! Ïîëûííîé!! Ïîìåðàíöåâîé!!!
Ïî-âèäèìîìó, ïîïûòêà ïàïàøè ïðîâàëèëàñü.
Ïðîøëè ïàðêîì, ïîñëóøàëè ïåíèå ïåðíàòûõ ïòàøåê, ïîäðàçíèëè ïàïàøèíîãî ïîïóãàÿ. Ïðèòîìèâøèñü, Ïîëèíî÷êà ïðîìîëâèëà:
- Ïåòð Ïåòðîâè÷, ïðèñÿäåì.
- Ïîæàëóé, ïîñèäèì.
Ïîëèíî÷êà ïðèñåëà, Ïåòð Ïåòðîâè÷ ïîäâèíóëñÿ, Ïîëèíî÷êà ïðèæàëàñü, ïîñëûøàëñÿ ïåðâûé ïëàìåííûé ïîöåëóé.
- Ïîïüåì! Ïîïëÿøåì! Ïîïèðóåì! - ïðîêðè÷àë ïàïàøà, ïîäêðàäûâàÿñü ïîä ïðèêðûòèåì ïîðîñëè.
"Ïîæåíèò, ïîæàëóé," - ïîäóìàë Ïåòð, ïðèâñòàâàÿ.
Ïðîêëèíàÿ ïîò÷åâàíèÿ ïèêóëÿìè, ïèðîæíûìè, Ïåòð ïî ïàâëîâñêîìó ïóòè ïðîøåë ïåøêîì.
Ïàïàøà ïîðåøèë ïðîó÷èòü Ïåòðà Ïåòðîâè÷à. Ïîäàë ïðîøåíèå ïðîêóðîðó. Ïî ïðîøåñòâèè ïîëóãîäà Ïåòð ïîëó÷èë ïîâåñòêó.
Ïî÷òåííåéøåé ïóáëèêå ïðåäëàãàåòñÿ ïðèçàäóìàòüñÿ ïî ïîâîäó ïîäîáíûõ ïðîèñøåñòâèé..."